ThreadingWater

The Michelle-Malkin-Dunkin-Donut-Rachel-Ray-Kaffiyeh story is the trifecta of blogaliciousness. I am totally working on a knitted kaffiyeh scarf pattern to promote on ravelry.

I’m not a fan of Malkin, Rachel Ray or Dunkin’ Donuts for that matter (the hideous missing “g” offends every English major neuron in my body). But, the kaffiyeh? Ultimate chic.

The underlying humor here is that kaffiyehs don’t kill people, donuts do. In fact, I’m willing to bet that donuts are responsible for more American deaths than Middle Eastern terrorists.

Donuts – better than seventy-two virgins, especially if they’re frosted.