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Terrorist Threat (With Sprinkles) May 30, 2008

Posted by threadingwater in fashion, malkin, politics.
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The Michelle-Malkin-Dunkin-Donut-Rachel-Ray-Kaffiyeh story is the trifecta of blogaliciousness. I am totally working on a knitted kaffiyeh scarf pattern to promote on ravelry.

I’m not a fan of Malkin, Rachel Ray or Dunkin’ Donuts for that matter (the hideous missing “g” offends every English major neuron in my body). But, the kaffiyeh? Ultimate chic.

The underlying humor here is that kaffiyehs don’t kill people, donuts do. In fact, I’m willing to bet that donuts are responsible for more American deaths than Middle Eastern terrorists.

Donuts – better than seventy-two virgins, especially if they’re frosted.

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1. AuntieAnn - May 30, 2008

Totally hilarious. I agree about Dunkin’ Donuts, not to mention that in parts of the country there are more of them than even Starbucks, and that there is absolutely nothing in them that I want to consume.

2. always interested - May 30, 2008

I’ve never eaten a Dunkin’ Donut, and expect I never will. However, I am concerned that this rabble rousing diversion away from real terrorism (including that supported in the West) is happening again, as it did after 9/11. Oh, and is there an election coming up? I guess so.

3. QuakerDave - May 30, 2008

Look closely at any picture of almost any American soldier or marine in Iraq or Afghanistan now. What are almost all of them wearing?

Yeah.

Dunking Donuts withdrew the ad. I will never darken their doors again.

4. Kath - May 31, 2008

Holey crap – that’s just beyond ridiculous. And although I may occasionally bash my town (I live there, I’m allowed) and the tourism economy that keeps it alive, I am incredibly grateful that we do not have chains such as Starbuck’s or Dunkin Donuts!