Here to present this week's Vomit of Goblins award is the scariest family-posing-with-accordion I have ever seen.
Seriously, this is one ghoulish batch of genetic code. And what's with their necks? Holy crap, it's the work of the devil, I tell you.
So it is with this week's award winners – a devilish duo who have taken on the human forms of Colleen Graffy, Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy, and Rear Adm Harry Harris, Guantanamo Camp commander – for their comments following the suicides of three camp prisoners this week.
Ms. Graffy told the BBC the deaths were part of a strategy and "a tactic to further the jihadi cause", and Harris has this to say about the dead detainees:
"They have no regard for life, either ours or their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us."
Lovely sentiment and astute analysis. If only some of our current political leaders would steal a page from this warfare strategy manual and do themselves in.
It would deal a cunning blow against the enemy.