Welcome to Project Runway for dolts.
The official parameters for this division?
Take all the time in the world
Use a commercial pattern and instructions
Spend whatever you want on fabric and supplies
Your machine is crappy and cheap and you’ll never get the stitch tension exactly right, but miraculously, the stitches hold
Refrain from entering the sewing room with alcoholic beverages
Only sew things for people you adore because they will be the sweetest judges and will overlook little mistakes (which may or may not be related to the alcoholic beverage rule) like cutting the pattern upside down
And finally, find a close-to-home model who never says “no” to your photo shoot requests.
Everyone’s a winner.
*not to be confused in any way with stuffonmycat.com as StuffOnMyHusbandDotCom requires the model’s permission be objectified as a prop.