The list:
- gifts to wrap = 30
- bathrooms to clean = 2
- guest rooms to prepare = 1
- menus to plan = 3
- misc. laundry, cleaning, cooking, grocery shopping accomplished = 0
- cookies baked & frosted = 10 dozen
it’s time for the ThreadingWater Lizzie Borden Christmas!
hmmm . . . Christmas hatchets and
happy holidays, merry christmas
love on you all
from ThreadingWater
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So, ‘fess up-
Is the blood on the hatchet (nice twist, btw) from a
MURDERED squirrel?
I’ll have to satisfy myself with the vision of you biting their fool heads off in a fit of gastronomic revenge…
love on you, too
aka
Here at TW, we pledge out allegiance to the long tradition of Lizzie Borden hatchet cookies and drinkable pink squirrels. ( Link to the drink added in the post.) I have it on good authority that this was Lucille Ball’s holiday drink of choice. If it was good enough for Lucy and her friend, Ethel, it’s good enough for TW. Sip it, bite it, sip it, bite it . . . either way, there’s no squirrel left at the end of the ritual.
I see your evil plan. You’ve decided to “eat” the enemy!
(The squirrels rock!)
30 gifts? *faints*