keep this man in the running for ’08
I know I’m biased being a home-grown Wisconsinite like our former Gov, but jesuchristi this guy’s exactly what the GOP needs; a Catholic good ‘ole boy with solid Midwestern values who’s managed to stay married to the same woman (even though she refused to live with him for most of the past twenty years) and a mouthy straight-shooter who couldn’t possibly be “managed” by any Cheney-Rove diabolical duo. Hell, this is the guy who in his farewell remarks as US Health & Human Services Secretary suggested to potential terrorists that the best way to attack our country would be through our food supply system.
What a hoot!
And, he’s awesomely hip as evidenced by his myspace page (make sure you check out the comments from his supporters – wow! Like who needs an education, right? Certainly not all those single moms who had to drop out of school because of his welfare “reform” program in order to get stuck in minimum wage jobs the rest of their lives.)
So he ticked off a bunch of Jews. Everybody knows those smarty pants don’t vote Republican anyway – except for Joe Lieberman.
I just wish he’d hire some gay staffers to help him dress a bit nattier. Oh, and maybe a “new wave” feminist blogger or two to explain how this infamous skirt-chaser really intends for his unwanted advances to be taken as a compliment.
C’mon folks. A $5 contribution from everyone keeps the laughs coming all the way to primary season.