Feeling a bit unraveled lately, so imagine my astonishment at receiving this bit of awesomeness (from BG, natch!) in my inbox yesterday. It perfectly captures my sense of being knit and unknit about a thousand times a day.
So, tell me – how is it the stoner in the office behind me (unshaven and smoking at work at 9 a.m. to the strains of some pounding rock music) has mastered website design and speaks “Flash” as fluently as I speak English, and I can’t even tell you the difference between PHP, ASP, SQL or ColdFusion?
I’m serious. HTML is like a Dick and Jane primer in comparison. I NEED to build a dynamic, database web page (or two) and I need them now.
Excuse me while I go pound my head against my keyboard again. There’s a nice bass line wafting in from somewhere.